Who remembers this one….Pop was making a yom tov for everyone; Ema was in Israel at the time. For weeks in advance Pop was going on about how he loves turkey!! We need more turkey!! We are going to make a beautiful yomtov with turkey! Now that we are going to order this huge turkey, we need to invite a ton of guests.
WEEKS in advance, Pop orders a huge 20 lbs. turkey from Seven Mile Market. Erev yomtov finally arrives, I go pick up the order…
We get home, open the package and it’s 20 lbs. of sliced turkey breast….deli meat!!
HENNA…..HENNA….
Pop get on the phone with 7MM
YOU GAVE ME LUNCH MEAT!!
WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH 20 LBS OF LUNCH MEAT!!
I GOT GUESTS COMING!!! NOW I GOT TO FEED THEM LUNCH MEAT!!
WHY WOULD I ORDER LUNCH MEAT TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE!!
WHY!! … WHY!! ….
GOOD TIMES!!
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